Don’t take the tags off!

     When I started my blog, it was done for only good purposes. Where I could impart some of my photographic expertise to my fellow photographers. The blog was never designed to be an obituary or take on a persona of a bully pulpit.  Unfortunately, several very dear friends and loved ones have passed in the last 2 years, and they need to be remembered.  The social networks are designed as tools to communicate your ideas, your beliefs, your likes and your dislikes. There is no doubt in my mind that I am at least 10 years behind the curve. But that’s okay. We all can’t be visionaries. I’d like to tell you a little story about someone who, in my opinion, is a brilliant marketer who has learned how to manipulate public relations and genuinely knows how to control the social media. I receive a minimum of 1 email every 10 days or so from him, wanting to show me his new products, his new designs, and his wonderful products. He wanted me to be his friend on Facebook, LinkedIn, Google Buzz, Twitter, and email marketing utilizing ReachMail. There is no doubt in my mind that this individual believes that he is a visionary and a renaissance man. And that he’s doing great work for his clients or customers. When you really get down to it, Scott Jordan, CEO and founder of ScotteVest, is in the service business. At least, that is the impression he gives you. Unfortunately, this is where Scott Jordan comes apart at the seams-a lot like his products. If it’s one thing I’ve learned in over 4 decades as a photographer-filmaker (yes I’m in the service-oriented business), nothing is perfect. So when a client of mine is unhappy with my work, you can rest assured I am extremely unhappy. At this point, there is no right or wrong. Without any hesitation, my unhappy client is made happy again. If it requires a re-shoot at my expense, so be it. Whatever is necessary, I will do. Virtually no questions asked. That’s my job. Mr. Jordan says he does the same thing. In reality, he does not. He explained to me that he would be very happy to give me a refund on my vest as long as I didn’t take the tags off of it. Well, I’m too old to run around New York City with 3 tags hanging off my new ScotteVest. Mr. Jordan doesn’t have to live up to my expectations of how business should be done. I’m not so naive to believe that anybody should be held accountable to what I believe in. But for God sakes, stop sending me these damn emails! No, I don’t want to be your friend, and I don’t want to Twitter you. And considering you come off as a friend of the environment with American products, somebody needs to remind you-plastic is not a good thing. And your plastic cards in every pocket is detrimental to the environment. Do you think one card made out of biodegradable material would suffice? Or maybe you could have a free envelope and mail them back to you so you could send them out again. Not very practical, but it sure as hell would help out the post office. You also leave something out of your brilliant marketing, your excellent overall advertising, your extremely slick expensive heavy-duty four color brochure, and all of your social media- you don’t tell people about your washing instructions. And what you can and can’t do with the zippers. Until, of course, they’ve taken the labels off your particular product. When push comes to shove, I guess it’s my fault. Every once and a while you forget the old adage: Buyer Beware. Mr. Jordan, in my humble opinion, you make garbage. I happen to be in a major department store. Saw a vest for 19 dollars. Bought it as a throw-away. It is 20 times better product than your vest. Just my opinion. To all the ships at sea, Buyer Beware!

The Long Vigil, A Great Read!

     Over the years, I’ve read hundreds and hundreds of books, but I’ve only read three cover-to-cover in one sitting. The first was To Kill the Potempkin and Mexico Bente Uno, both written by Mark Joseph. The third was Joe DiMaggio: The Long Vigil, written by Jerome Charyn. Someone once asked me how I could tell a great photograph, and I said to them it’s when I bite my bottom lip and under my breath I scream “I wish I made that photo!” That’s how I feel about Jerome’s latest book. I wish he wrote this book 30 years ago. It would have really helped me understand Joe DiMaggio the Yankee clipper as applicable to my relationship with him as a photographer and member of the press. I found myself screaming “Oh My God I understand now!” Hell, if Joe D. was alive today, he’d understand himself a whole lot better! (A quick antidote- I was photographing a Gerry Cooney fight in San Fransisco for Sports Illustrated and somewhere around 3 o’clock in the afternoon in an almost totally empty cow palace. DiMaggio walked in ringside, sat down in his seat alone. I was approximately 40 feet away setting up a remote camera. I looked over, smiled, no particular response. I went back to where my camera bag was, took out a 300 mm 2.8 lens, focused on a chair near DiMaggio, flipped it to a vertical, looked over the lens before I moved it, glanced at DiMaggio-we made eye contact- and I made 3 frames. Before my finger hit the shutter release to make the 4th, DiMaggio, without saying a word, mouthed “THAT’S ENOUGH”. It might as well have been an earthquake.) Mr. Charyn, thank you so much for clearing this up for me. You have written one hell of a great book. I’m going to buy a dozen copies as gifts.

Joe D.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DYLAN MICHEAL MOORE 3/13/11

At 3:21 yesterday morning a very beautiful American Irish Lad was born by the name of Dylan Michael Moore to two beautiful parents James & Leanne Moore and Leanne Moore.  It is their first child.  His height, weight, and arm reach to be posted at a later date.  The three things that are for sure is he’s beautiful, an American, and a chip off both blocks.The Irish Eyes are Smiling.  The only thing that could have been better if if he waited to be born on March 17.  Okay, Leanne just joking…   Dinner and a family portrait will be arranged soon.

Congratulations

Joe DiMaggio The Long Vigil by Author Jerome Charyn

Over the years I’ve had the pleasure of attending literally hundreds of gallery openings, book signings and great cocktail parties for no particular reason.  It’s a New York City thing.  Tuesday evening I attended one of the greatest book signings I’ve ever had the pleasure of attending.  The party was staged at Goldman McCormick PR firm.  One of the principals is a young entrepreneur by the name of Ryan McCormick. I have a dear friend by the name of Bill McCormick and we go back to my Sports Illustrated Days and a mutual friend by the name of Gerry Cooney.  As luck would have it Ryan turns out to be Bill’s son.  Talk about a small world.  Ryan’s partner is Mark Goldman and the two of them are setting New York on fire. 

So let’s get to the meat of the party –  Peanuts, popcorn, Cracker Jacks and beer.  It doesn’t get better than that and the hot dogs were Kosher.  It’s another New York thing. The two hosts of the party – Lenore Reigel is a charming, intelligent, and talented woman and her life partner author Jerome Charyn is not only a brilliant writer but a very lovely person as well.  Jerome has just finished a book titled Joe DiMaggio The Long Vigil which I can’t wait to read. The party was hopping and jammed to the hilt with a lot of great writers and other artists. Like the man said “it’s all good…”

Studio Photo © Joe DiMaggio

                                                             Author Jerome Charyn & Myself © J. Kalish


with Lenore Riegel  © J. Kalish
with Ryan McCormick © J. Kalish

The Fighter:The Real Story

Last night Christian Bale and Melissa Leo won academy awards for the fighter.  Over a 5 year period I had an opportunity to photograph Mickey Ward the real fighter. Mickey is as tough and as dedicated as they come.  He has no fear.  An amazing athlete.  His brother Dickie had some problems no one got in between him and his brother. I’ve just completed a multi-media show on the brothers.  I will be posting it in about a week.

Eddie Kirkland Rest in Peace

August 16, 1923 – February 27, 2011

Eddie Kirkland 
Photo © Joe DiMaggio

Sometime in 1923 a male child was born in the Island of Jamaica.  He went onto being one of the greatest Blues Players of our time.  Yesterday in Tampa, Florida Eddie Kirkland was killed in a car crash. Eddie’s gone but the music will go on forever.  My dear friend Bobby Kyle introduced me to Eddie several years back, I had an opportunity to not only photograph him but my son Dylan was able to shoot some great HD footage on him – some pretty powerful stuff.

The world has lost another great artist.  Our prayers go out to the Kirkland family.

There is a God.


                                                   ©Joe DiMaggio
Gene Smith
12/20/1918 – 10/15/1978
God
If you follow this blog, you know I tend to be wordy, and repeat myself. You’ve heard me say I’m the luckiest guy in the world, and that’s just true. I had an opportunity to assist Gene Smith back in the day and I can’t tell you how much I learned. In the last 20 years I felt guilty because I didn’t execute in a way that Smith would be proud of my work. I made photographs for clients that wanted and needed to control the situation. When pushed too hard, I resigned several clients, which in today’s market, would be just crazy. It’s only in the last few years I’m starting to go back to what Gene taught me. I hope it shows in my documentary film making. There is no doubt if Smith was alive today, he would be doing films rather than stills. The bottom line is he was the greatest, period, end of discussion. Nobody was better. I don’t think we’re going to see anybody better. Yes, Smith was a God! Thank you, Gene and I miss you everyday.

Sometimes good things happen with no particular rhyme or reason. I have a good friend by the name of Victor Goretsky. Victor had an opportunity to work with a very talented, powerful young lady by the name of Lenore Rigel. Her life partner  is author Jerome Charyn, an absolute brilliant writer,. I received an invitation to the reception celebrating his new book Joe DiMaggio: The Long Vigil. Of course, I will absolutely be there. Now just for the record, it will be held at Goldman and  McCormick Studios. How many people out there believe in bizarre coincidences? Normally, I would not click on the studio web page, but I did and noticed that one of the principles looked very familiar. The reason he looked familiar is because his dad, Bill McCormick and I have been friends for over 35 years. You know, you can’t make this stuff up. I haven’t seen Ryan since he was 5 years old. It should be one hell of a party! I’m really looking forward to it.

Singh Ray: The only filter

 © 2011 Joe DiMaggio
A cool hello to all the ships at sea. There was a time in my photographic repertoire where I had 30 or 40 different filters and different sizes. In the day, there were several types of black and white film, and two or three color films you wanted to add a little pop to. Since the advent of digital, I found myself saying “Who needs filters anymore?”, especially with Photoshop. Like many other things I’ve done over the years, if I wait long enough, I’ll prove myself wrong. The reality is that I now exclusively use the best filters money can buy, and that’s Singh-ray. My relationship with Singh-ray goes back to 1974 when I purchased my first Singh-ray filter to correct my underwater housing, and it worked very well. For the most part, Singh-ray filters tend to be custom-made. All of their designs are definitely out-of-the-box. Each one has a very specific application. You may not need them all, for that matter I may not need them all, but there are few absolute essentials. The LB Color Intensifier is number one. The second is the Singh-ray Gold-N-Blue. Since the advent of DSLR video, the filter is drop dead great. Anybody who follows my work knows that I like long exposures, very long exposures. So, the next filter in my camera bag is the variable neutral density filter. Singh-ray has a filter for everyone’s application. It’s interesting to see the reaction to students when I lend them a filter. Invariably, the following workshop they’ve gone out and procured that filter. For the record, I’m not a big HDR shooter, but someone needed a sample of HDR and I knocked one out utilizing my Singh-ray LB Color Intensifier filter. I also used that filter on my Ace puppy. By the way, he loves licking that filter!
 © 2011 Joe DiMaggio
 © 2011 Joe DiMaggio